Currently Watching Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (Widescreen Edition) By Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer, Michelle Monaghan, Corbin Bernsen, Dash Mihok, Larry Miller, Rockmond Dunbar, Shannyn Sossamon, Angela Lindvall, Indio Falconer Downey, Ariel Winter, Duane Carnahan, Josh Richman, Martha Hackett, Nancy Fish, Bill McAdams Jr., Tanja Reichert, Jake McKinnon, Stephanie Pearson, Christopher Gilman see related

The Thin Line Between Love and Hate

buddahbelly420: we should throw flaming babies at korn

buddahbelly420: hello?

buddahbelly420: are you there?

buddahbelly420: hello

buddahbelly420: wil

buddahbelly420: ?

buddahbelly420: dont hide

buddahbelly420: i need you

buddahbelly420: ?

buddahbelly420: hello

buddahbelly420: i fucking know your there. god damnit

buddahbelly420: god fucking damnit

buddahbelly420: im gonna find you mother fucker

buddahbelly420: im gonna find you, and its gonna be terrible

buddahbelly420: ever seen hostel?

buddahbelly420: yea....im gonna recreate that. and use the footage of your bloody corpse in your own damn movie

buddahbelly420: HA

buddahbelly420: ok...

buddahbelly420: ok...

buddahbelly420: im sorry for freaking out like that

buddahbelly420: its just sometimes, i imagine you with someone else. and it makes me crazy! IT MAKES ME FUCKING CRAZY!

buddahbelly420: i start crying, then i slam my face into the wall 47 times. after lying in the fetal position with a razor blade to my eyelids, reciting the lord's prayer, i stagger to my feet and slam my face into the wall for 82 more times. just to be fair....

buddahbelly420: then i laugh a little

buddahbelly420: and play chess with my penis

buddahbelly420: he always wins

buddahbelly420: hello??

WeLLsEE83: you get paid too much

buddahbelly420: will????

WeLLsEE83: dylan???

buddahbelly420: hey buddy!!

WeLLsEE83: haha.  what's up man?

buddahbelly420: im gonna cut you

WeLLsEE83: how did you know i wasn't circumcized

buddahbelly420: fox 4

WeLLsEE83: well that's neither fair nor balanced

buddahbelly420: niether are your balls

WeLLsEE83: the right one hangs lower

buddahbelly420: right...i saw a nightline special on that shit....

WeLLsEE83: haha

buddahbelly420: i was drinking milk by the fire

buddahbelly420 went away at 3:44:20 PM

Currently Watching The Aristocrats see related

Shitting makes me angry.

    Especially on a night like tonight.  You know how it is - nearing the end of a shitty week.  You finally get home for that five or six hours of sleep (if you're fucking lucky you pathetic little bastard).  Anyway, you've been waiting  for just that five minutes where you get to do nothing at the end of a monkey-ass day near the end of a bitch of a week.  You're ramen entree is cooling in the microwave, and the annoyances are just about to disappear when it happens.  And you're all, "Dammit all I have to shit now!".

    Now don't get me wrong I love a good shit as much as the next guy, but why can't it just come at a more convenient time man?  Like a Sunday.  Sunday's should really be reserved for that kind of thing.  Honestly, who's got the time during the week?  We should really all rally together, and fight for control for our bowels.  If I were to start a  you would help me out here, right?

    Fiber's a bitch.

    I was really gonna just write down that first sentence and leave it at that...

Currently Watching Station Agent see related

Hay no punto.

I am losing motivation.

More and more.

Every...

Single...

Day...

and it's kinda freaky.

  Have you ever woken up without even realizing you were asleep in the first place?  Yeah, that's a strange situation to be in as well.

Currently Watching Cabin Boy see related

The Toadies

    "Hey Will!  The Jack tent."  That was the last I heard from Steve before I turned around and walked the wrong direction.  It was about 4 o'clock in the afternoon and pretty much my last nearly coherent memory of the day.  

    Just before that Steve and I were pushing through the crowd as he yelled, "I have to find my wife, she's in labor!", or some variation of that anyway, until we gave up and turned around.  And just before that we had pounded down two pitchers in something like twenty minutes.

    After losing Steve I spent the next hour pushing through the crowd while receiving something like six text messages from different people to the effect of "Where are you?". 

    I now have a lighter on a leash, which is cool, and a liver that is currently trying to repay me for that I have unleashed unto it as I type this down at 6 o'clock in the fucking morning, which is really not cool.

    On a not-so-sidenote: I feel like shit.  Good times.  Yeah, just thought I'd share that with you.

    P.S. - Toadies kicked ass!

Currently Watching The Constant Gardener (Widescreen Edition) see related

Quotes From the Weekend.

Some are a little out of context, but that's how I heard them so here you go.

"I don't wanna play it off like I'm smart." - Candice

"I like profanity." - Dylan

"Where's my money, man?" - Stewie, TV's "Family Guy"

"Will has seen me cry, so now you've got dirt on me." - Anonymous

"She licked up the blood, which was a real turn-on." - Jacob

"He looks like a monkey." - Candice again.  At a bar in Addison, innocently referring to Robinson hanging of the rim during a slam dunk during the competition.

"I have AIDS." - Dylan again.

"It's a real scorcher out there today." - Me speaking to the guy at Starbucks on Preston, and then to the door guy at Wal-Mart later on in the night/next morning.  Neither of them gave a response.

"If all else fails, and you feel like you've lost, just pretend like you've won.  Works for our president." - Shatner as Denny Crane, TV's "Boston Legal".

"Somebody really went to town on your pants." - Strange guy at Wal-Mart talking to Tara.

And last, but not least....

"Go swallow a knife, I hate you." - The Great Dane Cook, "Dave Attell's Insomniac Tour".